WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
