He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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