we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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