8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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