your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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