I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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