he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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