I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize