And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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