just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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