we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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