Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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