absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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