Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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