It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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