it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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