I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
