Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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