I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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