i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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