My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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