thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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