I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I pour the whiskey from now on
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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