You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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