I want to make a zoo with you.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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