i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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