2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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