You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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