My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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