Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i think i just lost a toe
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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