Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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