How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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