I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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