Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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