she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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