so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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