He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize