guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you win again, gameday.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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