take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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