piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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