i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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