How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just had sex bonerless
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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