Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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