Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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