I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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