even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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