Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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