Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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