Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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