Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
