idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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