I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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