uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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