So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we're making bets on your personal life
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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