it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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