so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
