But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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