Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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