Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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