Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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