Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Houston, we have a squirter
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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